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If Swiss Toni were the Doctor

“You know, Paul, being a Time Lord is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman. You start out by developing an unhealthy fixation on a young girl. Next, you get her fixated on you and make sure she follows you around everywhere. Then you bring happiness to the entire galaxy armed with nothing more than your sonic screwdriver. You flit around the bed of time until you find a position you’re happy to stay in. Then you finally reach your TARDIS….you slide her open….and my god, it’s bigger inside than you’d ever thought possible.”

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